I can’t be doing with football, it’s really such a bore
Sitting round for 90 minutes hoping for a score
The Wags, the Cars, the Hype I find all a bit tragic
I’d rather be down the gym doing some BODY MAGIC
The lads will be in the pub swilling beer and crisps,
I’d rather be anywhere else so as not to take the risk,
A good time they may well have, but I won’t have to worry
With my new recipe book I’ll be at home cooking up a curry.
While the poor decisions and missed penalties always make good tales,
Nothing beats the feeling of a good loss on those SCALES
So forget the players that go down much easier than my Gran
I’ll be simply concentrating on staying on PLAN
So you can keep beer, chips and pizza – the thought just makes me queasy
I’ll find comfort in ORIGINAL, GREEN and EXTRA EASY
Stay smart during the World Cup!!!
Sandra :)
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